Saturday, October 6, 2012

Ah, Religion.

This topic has come up alot lately in my life. I had an excellent conversation naked with a friend of mine. As many people have said, I am a moral person. If, god sees that I am a moral person it will not care that I do not worship it.  If it does care, than it is not a god I care to worship. Or, the inevitable consideration which religion do you pick. Imagine you just get it down to Muslim, Christian, Jewish, Mormon, and Athiest.
Imagine your atheist is correct - you all just rot.
Imagine your Jew is correct we should ignore Jesus in which case everyone else goes to hell.
Imagine your Christian is correct then we should stop and Jesus in which case everyone else goes to hell.
Imagine your Muslim is correct, after Jesus comes Muhammad in which case everyone else goes to hell.
Imagine your Mormon is correct, after Muhammad comes a series of additional profits in which case everyone else goes to hell.
Now, what kind of god would you be if you make people in this crazy world choose correctly, live in the correct area, believe in the correct religion, or be sentenced to hell. Remember all, geographical location is the number one determining factor of what religion you will be.  Therefore, religion must be incredibly imprecise, or god must be incredibly unfair, or we are all going to rot.  I'm going with the initial statement, if there is a god who is worth worship he will understand that I am instead going to live a good life. Religion decisions made.  Good luck to all the rest of you. Just remember, if you strictly adhere to your religions, millions of other people around the world will be burning in hell. If you can believe they deserve this, you are immoral, and so is any god who would send them there. Aah religion, the delicious hypocrisy and arrogance. Oh also, I got hit by a car.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

What if this is it?

Recently, as you all know, I've been thinking about moving. Unfortunately, I've never really had an opportunity to figure out where. I'm so broke though I can't image how to get out. I feel impatient but I should have plenty of time left. I'm staring as I once read, into a tunnel of never ending debt from which there is no escape. I wonder frequently if there is anywhere that I could life and be happy. What if I go somewhere else and feel the same? What if I never find what I'm looking for. This constant feeling of minor dissatisfaction,
what if
this is life.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Naughty Midnight Cookies

Okay, I was going to write about something else only to connect to my blog and realize in my absence that the  great google has changed everything completely and it all looks weird. Also, I'm having an evening of staying up later than all my roommates, making secret chocolate chip cookies and drinking milk out of the jug! I also knocked my keflink off the desk (bwhahahaha). The most exciting thing in my life this week was the acquisition of a new office chair and I sprained my finger. Never buy lavender scented trash bags. 4-chan drinking game is awesome. I've been thinking about trying to figure out an easier more bulk way to do it and distributed them to people. I have relented and picked my keflink off the floor, he is helping me type now. Unfortunately this blog will be rather short as I sprained my finger and realized typing sucks. This also means work is going to blow tomorrow. Shit! fuckit! I have cookies and milk out of a jug. hahahaha (keflink)