Explode?

I worry sometimes that my chest may explode causing no injury to myself but splattering bits of law around the rooms.

When I open my mouth I need to put a net in front to prevent statutes for escaping my brain.

I need earplugs to keep information for leaving from my ears when I'm not paying attention.

When I breath I wonder if an occasional tort or piece of common law is escaping into the atmosphere.

If I cry will my tears contain the rules against perpetuities?

Is my hair getting darker because it contains the Uniform commercial code? I wonder if I should collect it and put it back in my head...

If I eat my books will they absorb into my blood stream?