Thursday, July 21, 2011

mmm

Finally I'm beginning to find hope
that
I will be done studying for the bar
peace settling over me
only 5 days left.
5 d a y s left
five. (YAY!!)


Sunday, July 17, 2011

Explode?

I worry sometimes that my chest may explode causing no injury to myself but splattering bits of law around the rooms.
When I open my mouth I need to put a net in front to prevent statutes for escaping my brain.
I need earplugs to keep information for leaving from my ears when I'm not paying attention.
When I breath I wonder if an occasional tort or piece of common law is escaping into the atmosphere.
If I cry will my tears contain the rules against perpetuities?
Is my hair getting darker because it contains the Uniform commercial code? I wonder if I should collect it and put it back in my head...
If I eat my books will they absorb into my blood stream?

Friday, July 8, 2011

Demon Spawn

there is a fruitfly in my room
its driving me crazy
flying around in little circles
Come and save me
there is a fruitfly
its divebombing me
I'm huddled under my desk
I'm being viciously attacked by a fruitly
i can sense its presence
I know its trying to kill me
Fruitly?
Is that some new designer creature?
yes with huge teeth
and lazer speed
it shoots fireballs out of its Eyes
it was created by the great demon lord Zarzarl
hahahaha! I have destroyed it
I got guts on my hands
bug guts... ew!



THERE ARE MORE!!! We are lost!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Things I'm going to do after the bar

For starters I decided to edit this on a regular basis so yes it is different, longer, shorter, bigger, or smaller since the last time you saw it.
1. lay on the grass for no reason
2. be outside
3. walk somewhere because I want to
4. finish one of my many quilts
5. play 3 soccer games in one week
6. start new art projects
7. start laser engraving project at Metrix
8. Cook
9. Cook more
10. All day
11. have a birthday party
12. buy a new dress for my friends wedding

Monday, July 4, 2011

Ice cream sandwich

I have acknowledged and accepted that Barbri is trying to break me mentally by forcing me to undergo the torture of bar prep. I am strengthened in my mental resolve. Your measly attempts at destruction of been overcome; I have fortified myself with a delicious ice cream sandwich. BRING IT ON!.