Law School is Destroying my Psyche

So say you sit down and read a nice new book, the characters just moved into a nice new neighborhood, far from the main road, when suddenly there is a snap from the bushes, they turn to see their new neighbors emerging from the bushes with some a bucket of fish from the nearby lake. You know law school is destroying your life when you immediately think, wait is that an express easement, a prescriptive easement, was there some kind of covenant, or a profit. Are you getting a warranty deed? Doomed, I'm completely doomed.