Undue influence

I can tell you were it starts
and I can tell you where it ends
but I'm afraid I'm not sure where the middle is, or how it comes about... you see it all starts when you agree to go to a party, you are dancing, there's a DJ or a couple of them, you are moving smiling, you love to dance, and then you meet him, maybe by the bar, or the fire dancers, or on the dance floor, maybe he's a wallflower but you ask for his number. You exchange them. You both think the other person is cute. you dance, you eat, you kiss.
Three years later, you are listening to electronica and have no idea where it came from, well that's not entirely true, you know exactly where it came from you just don't know why. That is how all of them influence you, leaving imprints in your mind although no physical traces, they are all there. Now, Maybe, you like ice cubes in your milk. Now, maybe, you listen to electronica when you do your homework but now, you are unable to separate them and you.

Valentines Day

Starts with a chocolate donut, it's 2 p.m. somebody went through my quilt book and drew a giant blue cock on my teddy bear. We circle around and play poker sharing stories of past valentines and IHOPs. It morphs into sex stories, all the guys suck, "there was this chick... and we banged". We, the girls, had better ones, sexy librarians and models. The blue and whites show up, they say we got a noise complaint, there were three all flanking my door. They tell me I'm not being too loud and leave, but they come back in my dreams the next morning. There is skittled vodka or vodka-ed skittles and skittles all over my floor. in the corner there is a pile of dirt and doritos, I guess the means it is an awesome party. we drink all of the booze and set the wallpaper to an old lady getting her purse stolen by a spaceship. flattened skittle discs on my floor and pieces of risk create chaos. we started with munchkin now why do we all have three cups?

I was once inspired by Eddie Izzard

"I’m a creativist, I want money so I can create things. The capitalists want to create things just to make money." (slightly edited)

Secret Cookies

The secret to cookies, let me share with you.. take them out before they are done. that's right, the shiny, gooey, warm delicious type cookies that are soft and moist. You have to take them out about 1-2 minutes before you think you should. I recommend baking them at 375 (and heat up your oven first) for about 7-8 minutes. they should be slightly brown on the bottom, and mostly done around the edges with a patch in the center top that looks not quiet done, they will bake more when you remove them, let them rest for a couple of minutes and Tada! the best cookies ever.. Also if you are going to add nuts make sure you toast them first, then cut them(if they are pre-cut you should still roast them unless they are pre-roasted), then put them in the cookies, then bake the cookies.