It's...

well it's my computer it's trying to commit suicide, it's depressed, sometimes it doesn't want to get up in the morning. When I put it in my bag it tries to overheat and melt into a small puddle. Luckily, when she is only partially melted it property reconstitutes when placed on a hard flat surface. when she is pulled out of the bad she reaches out her CD tray in hopes of it being ripped off so she can die in peace. She simply does not want to go on. Once in awhile when the the power cord is in my bad, the laptop rips it apart attempting to trick me into allowing it to die when I'm not looking. Any tips on making my laptop happier?

A waste

It's such a waste sometimes, the internet, the letters, outdoors, leaves, coffee, breakfast, all such wonderful things but sometimes they just suck our life out where are so involved with some things that other more deserving of our attention are forgotten and our time slowly leaks out of our fingertips when we are not looking the seconds are left as little black on the paper, flour on the kitchen, water in the shower, you make is through the day and all you have is, that you try to gather up, the minutes; but they slip through your fingers. You always seem to spill it, Damn it! The next morning you step in the sticky residue from the day before and you search behind your couch for a forgotten hour, finding one you watch 2/3 of a movie and leave the dvd in the player a remnant of the time spent wasted.