Sorry to get political

this is literally the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.. just read the damn thing, you will be laughing before the end. (with comments)

Dear McCain Supporter,

George Soros the "liberal megadonor" (greatest term ever) is at it again. He and his group of billionaire left-wing (there are so many of those damn left wing billionaires if only we could stop them) Democrats have pledged $40 million dollars of soft money ( unregulated sounds dirty though) to smear (advertise about his wrongdoing, cast doubt on his character) John McCain in a national television ad campaign. (you mean "tv ads")

In an article published in Politico, (straight out of the politico clearly the leader in clear and reliable information) it was reported that Paul Begala and David Brock met with a gang (all those damn gangsters of the billionare left-wing, surely they will whip out their glocks and billy clubs and take Mr. McCain out of the running) of Manhattan liberals (somehow different from other liberals) at the home of George Soros to outline their plans for a $40 million dollar ad campaign against Senator McCain. Brock is quoted as saying the group could do the work of the press corps that has "fallen down on the job" when it comes to McCain! (because they probably have, where is the dirt?)

Folks, (down home speak to appeal to the subconscious of the audience) that is why we need your help and we need it now. We need to be able to answer (smear other politicians to counter-act the damage done to us) whatever smear campaigns the liberal left throws at us. (because the liberal left is known far and wide for their smear campaigns... or are they) Please help as we combat this base demagoguery (anyone who uses that word in a sentence asks to be mocked "demagoguery: 1. a leader who makes use of popular prejudices and false claims and promises in order to gain power (they must mean republicans or maybe Clinton), and the best part 2. a leader championing the cause of the common people in ancient times) with a donation of $50, $100, $250 or even $1000 today

Soros and his liberal friends need to know that they cannot buy this election with their billions. With your help we will continue to get out the straight talk (boldface lies) on the issues that Americans ( more down home subconscious speak read conservative republicans) care about.

Sincerely
Those crazies at the McCain office. We are all going to die! ps (means I wrote inside those marks) I could keep going but I think I've spent enough time on this already, do you think they could use the work billions again because I don't think it's been overemphasized enough yet.