Lost in the road

The grass was particularly high, I knew that, but for some reason I was having no difficulty making my way, maybe it was because I am on a dirt path. I caught a ride on a bus as a plummeted down the road, I soon regretted that decision I was soon holding on for my life, trying to alert the driver of my presence while holding onto the grass growing up the sides, and pull my self to the roof where at least there was something a little bit more substantial to hold onto. The driver had other ideas, I began to worry, floating as if in space completely horizontally around a corner before being pulled back to the surface as if falling, however, I was able to finally make my way to the top, a little bit out of breath, I was now attempting to lower myself over the front window, hoping a small flailing arm might distract him from his decided attempts of suicide, I was even more distracted at this point realizing we were rapidly getting larger in comparison the planet, what wait, it was grass earlier, I was being hurtled into outer space on the top of a motor home, This was unfortunate, another reason you should hitch-hike, but honestly I couldn't remember what I was doing there in the first place. I guess space isn't so bad if you think about it, other than it being slightly chilly. Finally out of utter desperation I flung my body over the room and grabbed his wind sheild wiper.. nothing I started pounding on the window, That brought the man to a decided halt. I sat in the motor home, he grabbed something that resembled the milky way, hey girl where are you going, "I dunno", you know how to use one of these, and hey I did. "yes" he handed it to me, after struggling with it for a few seconds he said you sure you know how to use that, "sure but umm... how do you turn it on"