I am sleepy

I always figured, people in beds or on couches are like black holes. A person comes in to the room and sees you in a state of warm comfy-ness. You try to resist as long as possible, act energetic run around the house, but finally you flop down on a chair, and take of your shoes.
sigh

Are you sure you don't want to do anything?

MmmM?

Alright fine. So you Flop on the couch, twist around for a bit only to be devoured by a blanket, Soon your warm and comfortable and cuddled. Then you are the one saying "Mmm" Yaaaawn!

Beds are even worse, you lean over the bed to pick something from the headboard, the Blankets attack you, you attempt to fend them off. It's a hopeless cause, they have you, your sinking in, before you know it your chin deep in blankets struggling only sending you deeper, theres also a mysterious pillow under you head, how it got there, your not sure. in the process you lost your shirt, and your socks are somewhere down there but you sure in hell aren't going to try and get them, you have what seems to be an eight armed parasite clinging to you, wrapped around impossible to pry off, giving up hope you turn over cuddle up and wiggle into comfortability soon, you become one with the blanket, as it absorbs you like a venus fly trap. Ahhh unconsciousness.