turtles

I am here to write a small diatribe on the glorious chocolate turtle. While the chocolate turtle is a miracle of modern chocolatery, it has overshadowed the tried and true small green turtle you might find on your lawn. The traditions turtle also object to the callous way in which chocolate turtles are consumed. Shouldn't humans be thanking the turtle gods for providing them with such gooey, sticky, carmel-filled, nut-stuffed morsels. Small crumbs of turtle, yes the chocolate ones would land on the top ten best things in slot three directly below heaven and actual turtles. The chocolate turtles may think they are winning but the small green turtles will strike back with absolutely no alactrity, but with a vicious certanity of victory and no mercy for their chocolate counterparts.

Small Green Turtles FTW